I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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