Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Randomize