I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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