But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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