We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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