"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
being pregnant is like rehab
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
