we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
