May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
zippers are such a cool invention
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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