A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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