great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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