What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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