Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She's just so happy...and so naked.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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