It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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