i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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