Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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