when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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