You were right. It hurts to walk today.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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