You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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