I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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