U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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