i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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