There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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