dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
