Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
