He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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