Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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