Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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