I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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