grandma shit on top of the toilet
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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