do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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