Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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