bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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