you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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