He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
What drink are we having for lunch?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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