is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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