It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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