Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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