Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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