does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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