The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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