what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You have to summon your inner elephant
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i need some magic done to my vagina
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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