He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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