I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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