This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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