And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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