just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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