So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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