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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
