At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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