Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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