I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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