If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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