Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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