i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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