First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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