It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We don't watch enough power rangers
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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